6 Sep 2012

Hello Kitty Promo Clip

This is my latest video musing but I'm not very good at computery stuff so I can't make the link below a link that you just click on to magically take you to the clip. I think you'll have to cut and paste it - which might annoy the young people - I know how they like instant gratification. But if you do take the time to cut and paste i'm sure you'll enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqQRiclxAM&feature=plcp

4 Jul 2012

I'M A LADY

Check out my latest video highlighting the power of Enos. it's not just for old people.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX4B7YrD53Y&feature=plcp

18 Jun 2012

MUSINGS IN VIDEO FORM

My sister has a new camera and has taken to filming backstage while we're on tour. For backstage footage and other stupid stuff, please visit ediblegarbagetv on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBno_zUjaC-gk_X9jQR6AxA

1 Jun 2012

CURLY HAIR INSTRUCTIONS

WARNING: This post will only be interesting to people with curly hair. Anyone else stop reading now or prepare to be bored out of your scone.  I have had a few enquiries lately asking about what hair products I use and how I get my hair so curly. I reckon the secret is putting your "product" (whatever it might be, I use either John Frieda Frizz Ease Curl Boosting Mousse or KMS Curl Up Wave Foam) in your hair when it is SOAKING wet. Keep your hair product in the shower and add it before you even get out. You can squeeze some water out of it with your hands but never towel dry it or you're destined to be a fuzz ball. Towel drying is the enemy of curly hair. Obviously this means it takes ages to dry (you can use a hairdryer with a diffuser but it will still take a while) so it's a bit of a pain but it's the only way I know to get really good curls happening. Also use loads of product. All this business of "use an amount the size of a twenty cent piece".  Garbage. On the side of the pack of any product for curly hair, it should say "use heaps". Once your hair is dry and curly, shake it out a bit with your fingers then get some John Frieda Secret Weapon (best product ever) Rub it in your hands and then smooth it all over your curls, specially into the ends. Again, don't be shy with it and don't be gentle, use plenty and go hard. Secret Weapon is also the best thing for "sticking your curls back together" on a bad fuzz day. And by the way, I'm not sponsored by any of the products I mentioned, I certainly have not been paid by John Frieda or KMS (more's the pity). I hope this helps any fellow curly heads and to anyone else, apologies for the boring musing but I did warn you.

14 May 2012

No offence but...

You’re being offensive. Anything that follows: “No offence but” is ALWAYS offensive. By pre-empting your offensive comment with the caveat “no offence but” you do not absolve yourself of being offensive, you merely flag that you are about to be offensive and that you are aware you are about to be offensive which is actually more offensive than just being offensive. So no offence but shutup.

19 Apr 2012

What is Chipmunking?

Chipmunking is very common. It is the act of moving the food in your mouth into your cheeks and then talking with your mouth full.  It fools no one, we can see that you're talking with your mouth full (which is the height of bad manners) only now you look like a fat faced little chipmunk while you're doing it.

5 Apr 2012

THE AHHH BRA

Mmm, the stylish Ahh Bra, so named because when you take your shirt off and a guy sees you’re wearing it, he says: “Ahh, I just remembered I have to be up early tomorrow morning, think I might head off.”
And then you never see him again.

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